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Alien - Romulus *Angol hangot és Angol feliratot tartalmaz* (DVD) |
Escobar - Az elveszett éden (DVD) |
További DVD premierek |
További Blu-ray premierek |
Hamarosan a TV-ben |
A természet ereje: Aszály 2. - HBO, 22:15 |
Csaló csajok - TV2, 22:30 |
Született bűnözők - AXN, 22:55 |
Halálos fegyver 4. - Film+, 23:00 |
Gladiátor - HBO2, 23:31 |
Teljes tévéműsor |
Szülinaposok |
Jay Brazeau (71) |
Ralph Fiennes (62) |
Hector Elizondo (88) |
Guido de Angelis (80) |
Kamarás Iván (52) |
További szülinaposok |
Utoljára értékeltétek |
Gladiátor 2. |
Taylor Cole |
2010-04-25 11:41.43 |
Robert Patrick |
2010-04-22 18:03.30 |
Bloodhound Gang - The Bad Touch
Ha-Ha! Well now we call this the act of mating But there are several other very important differences Between human beings and animals that you should know about I'd appreciate your input Sweat baby sweat baby sex is a Texas drought Me and you do the kind of stuff that only Prince would sing about So put your hands down my pants and I'll bet you'll feel nuts Yes I'm Siskel yes I'm Ebert and you're getting two thumbs up You've had enough of two-hand touch you want it rough you're out of bounds I want you smothered want you covered like my Waffle House hashbrowns Come quicker than FedEx never reach an apex like Coca-Cola stock you are inclined To make me rise an hour early just like Daylight Savings Time Do it now You and me baby ain't nothin' but mammals So let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel Do it again now You and me baby ain't nothin' but mammals So let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel Gettin' horny now Love the kind you clean up with a mop and bucket Like the lost catacombs of Egypt only God knows where we stuck it Hieroglyphics? Let me be Pacific I wanna be down in your South Seas But I got this notion that the motion of your ocean means "Small Craft Advisory" So if I capsize on your thighs high tide B-5 you sunk my battleship Please turn me on I'm Mister Coffee with an automatic drip So show me yours I'll show you mine "Tool Time" you'll Lovett just like Lyle And then we'll do it doggy style so we can both watch "X-Files" Do it now You and me baby ain't nothin' but mammals So let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel Do it again now You and me baby ain't nothin' but mammals So let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel Gettin' horny now You and me baby ain't nothin' but mammals So let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel Do it again now You and me baby ain't nothin' but mammals So let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel Do it now You and me baby ain't nothin' but mammals So let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel Do it again now You and me baby ain't nothin' but mammals So let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel Gettin' horny now |
2010-04-22 17:59.32 |
Sir Mix-A-Lot - Baby Got Back
I like big butts and I can not lie You other brothers can't deny That when a girl walks in with an itty bitty waist And a round thing in your face You get sprung, wanna pull out your tough 'Cause you notice that butt was stuffed Deep in the jeans she's wearing I'm hooked and I can't stop staring Oh baby, I wanna get with you And take your picture My homeboys tried to warn me But that butt you got makes me so horny Ooh, Rump-o'-smooth-skin You say you wanna get in my Benz? Well, use me, use me 'Cause you ain't that average groupie I've seen them dancin' To hell with romancin' She's sweat, wet, Got it goin' like a turbo 'Vette I'm tired of magazines Sayin' flat butts are the thing Take the average black man and ask him that She gotta pack much back So, fellas! (Yeah!) Fellas! (Yeah!) Has your girlfriend got the butt? (Hell yeah!) Tell 'em to shake it! (Shake it!) Shake it! (Shake it!) Shake that healthy butt! Baby got back! (LA face with Oakland booty) Baby got back! [Sir Mix-a-Lot] I like 'em round, and big And when I'm throwin' a gig I just can't help myself, I'm actin' like an animal Now here's my scandal I wanna get you home And ugh, double-up, ugh, ugh I ain't talkin' bout Playboy 'Cause silicone parts are made for toys I want 'em real thick and juicy So find that juicy double Mix-a-Lot's in trouble Beggin' for a piece of that bubble So I'm lookin' at rock videos Knock-kneeded bimbos walkin' like hoes You can have them bimbos I'll keep my women like Flo Jo A word to the thick soul sisters, I wanna get with ya I won't cuss or hit ya But I gotta be straight when I say I wanna *fuck* Till the break of dawn Baby got it goin' on A lot of simps won't like this song 'Cause them punks like to hit it and quit it And I'd rather stay and play 'Cause I'm long, and I'm strong And I'm down to get the friction on So, ladies! {Yeah!} Ladies! {Yeah} If you wanna roll in my Mercedes {Yeah!} Then turn around! Stick it out! Even white boys got to shout Baby got back! Baby got back! Yeah, baby ... when it comes to females, Cosmo ain't got nothin' to do with my selection. 36-24-36? Ha ha, only if she's 5'3". [Sir Mix-a-Lot] So your girlfriend rolls a Honda, playin' workout tapes by Fonda But Fonda ain't got a motor in the back of her Honda My anaconda don't want none Unless you've got buns, hun You can do side bends or sit-ups, But please don't lose that butt Some brothers wanna play that "hard" role And tell you that the butt ain't gold So they toss it and leave it And I pull up quick to retrieve it So Cosmo says you're fat Well I ain't down with that! 'Cause your waist is small and your curves are kickin' And I'm thinkin' bout stickin' To the beanpole dames in the magazines: You ain't it, Miss Thing! Give me a sister, I can't resist her Red beans and rice didn't miss her Some knucklehead tried to dis 'Cause his girls are on my list He had game but he chose to hit 'em And I pull up quick to get wit 'em So ladies, if the butt is round, And you want a triple X throw down, Dial 1-900-MIXALOT And kick them nasty thoughts Baby got back! (Little in the middle but she got much back) [4x] |
2010-04-22 17:57.31 |
Massive Töne - Topmodel
Du siehst gut aus, du bist mein Topmodel Du kommst groß raus.Du ziehst dich an Und ich ,ich zieh dich aus Du ziehst dich an,ich zieh dich aus. Komm sieh dich an du siehst gut aus. Du bist mein Topmodel! Hey Süße schmeiß das Müsli weg , Leg das Vollkornbrot und das Gemüse weg. Ey Süße, Wie du fühlst dich fett? Nimm den Lolli in den Mund, schau wie süß er schmeckt. Sag mir willst du aussehn wie nen Bügelbrett? Wie die auf´m Laufsteg? Ih mir wird schlecht , ich übergeb mich , Du bist nicht dünn und grätig Du bist mein Topmodel! Deine Bauch,Beine,Po sind geil und stylish Und schau deine boobs sind weich und weiblich. Nein ich schleim nicht,ich begreifs nicht , Warum bist du bloß auf Heidi neidisch? Nein,ich will keine Campbell,ich will dich und deine Schenkel. Wer ist Heidi Klum? Ihre Zeit ist um,du hast keinen Grund, Also sei nicht dumm,denn Du siehst gut aus, du bist mein Topmodel Du kommst groß raus.Du ziehst dich an Und ich ,ich zieh dich aus Du ziehst dich an,ich zieh dich aus. Komm sieh dich an du siehst gut aus. Du bist mein Topmodel Fuck Yoga, fuck pilates , trink Cola schnapp dir den Nachtisch. Ich warn´ dich, wenn du gar nix oder nur Salat frißt bist du eines Tages Nur Haut und Knochen,hör auf zu joggen.Komm wir geh´n nach Hause kochen. Viele finden ´s zum kotzen,sind magersüchtig.Mensch alle Menschen sind nach Nahrung süchtig. Komm hör endlich auf Kalorien zu zählen,ich muß dir nix mehr über Bulemie erzählen. Weißt du wieviel sich quälen? Es sind Millionen,eigentlich müßte man Helmut Kohl wieder wählen. Was Magazine erzähln und die Brigitte Diät,ihgitt ihgitt mir der Appetit vergeht. DU darfst ! essen soviel du magst. Du darfst ! schütteln diesen Arsch. Du siehst gut aus, du bist mein Topmodel Du kommst groß raus.Du ziehst dich an Und ich ,ich zieh dich aus Du ziehst dich an,ich zieh dich aus. Komm sieh dich an du siehst gut aus. Du bist mein Topmodel Mach den Döner warm,komm mach ihn heiß baby Scheiß auf die Schoehnheitsfarm,du bist so nice baby. Bleib wie du bist ,die Kalorien machen dich schön. Nimm Mondamin statt Kokain, du bist mein Topmodel! Ich will nix mehr hoern von deinem Slimfast getraenk,warum sonst hat dir Gott diesen Hintern geschenkt? Wenn du das trinkst ist er weg.Ich steh auf Babyspeck und hass es wenn du Pullis trÄgst und ihn dahinter versteckst. Komm zeig was du hast! Scheiß auf den Jojo-Effekt .Ey jo das ist Rap. Ich find deinen Popo echt fett. Ich find deinen Popo perfekt. Also los aufs parkett,beweg deinen Arsch in der Hose,dass ist ist grade in Mode, Du bist die Queen. In Minis,Jeans oder Abendgarderobe ne wahre Kanone. Ich mag dich auch ohne Idealgewicht,bitte bitte plag dich nicht. Keine Frage du brauchst keine Waage,denn dein Gewicht ist ideal für mich. |
2010-04-22 17:51.47 |
Afroman - Because I Got High:
I was gonna clean my room until I got high I gonna get up and find the broom but then I got high my room is still messed up and I know why - cause I got high [repeat 3X] I was gonna go to class before I got high I coulda cheated and I coulda passed but I got high I am taking it next semester and I know why - cause I got high [repeat 3X] I was gonna go to work but then I got high I just got a new promotion but I got high now I'm selling dope and I know why - cause I got high [repeat 3X] I was gonna go to court before I got high I was gonna pay my child support but then I got high they took my whole paycheck and I know why - cause I got high [repeat 3X] I wasnt gonna run from the cops but I was high I was gonna pull right over and stop but I was high Now I am a paraplegic - because I got high [repeat 3X] I was gonna pay my car note until I got high I was gonna gamble on the boat but then I got high now the tow truck is pulling away and I know why - because I got high [repeat 3X] I was gonna make love to you but then I got high I was gonna eat yo pussy too but then I got high now I'm jacking off and I know why - cause I got high [repeat 3X] I messed up my entire life because I got high I lost my kids and wife because I got high now I'm sleeping on the sidewalk and I know why - cause I got high [repeat 3X] I'm gonna stop singing this song because I'm high I'm singing this whole thing wrong because I'm high and if I dont sell one copy I know why - cause I'm high [repeat 3X] |
2010-04-22 17:46.37 |
Rózsaszín Pitbull - Pedofeeling:
Én hét sem voltam, te harminc múltál, rögtön a lábam közé nyúltál. Döbbenten néztem, hogy csorog a nyálad, imádlak, te pedofil állat! Ha elmúlnál kilenc, már öregnek tűnnél, ülj csak az ölembe, gyönyörű tündér. Veled a szerelem nem lehet uncsi, mert ami alattad van nem pina, csak punci. Ha veled vagyok salalalala boldog vagyok Ha nem vagy itt salalalala Nyalok egy fagyit. Már harminc voltam, te hét sem múltál kis kezeddel a gatyámba nyúltál, azt játszottad, hogy van kalap, megdöglöm érted, kicsi vacak. A mikrofonhoz hajolj, közelebb cseppet, adok neked egy kis rudam cseppet. Boldog vagyok veled, áldom ezt a napot, nyalogasd le tortámról a tejszínhabot! |
2010-04-22 17:40.30 |
cucumber |
2010-04-22 17:39.19 |
Végh Antal |
2010-04-22 17:38.14 |
Oszama bin Laden |
2010-04-22 17:37.23 |
Salt Lake City |
2010-04-22 17:36.11 |
Nyugat-Szahara |
2010-04-22 17:35.14 |
Németh Kristóf |
2010-04-22 17:33.22 |
Nyeremény nyaralás |
2010-04-22 17:28.02 |
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David Duchovny |
2010-04-22 17:18.00 |
Én nem azt írtam, hogy hiszek mindabban, amit leírtál, hanem azt, hogy Jézus valóban élt. Ez nem hit kérdése, ő egy LÉTEZŐ TÖRTÉNELMI SZEMÉLY volt, NEM KITALÁLT. Az más kérdés, hogy valószínűleg nem Isten fia. |
2010-04-22 17:01.41 |
Andrea Anders |
2010-04-22 16:22.46 |
alka |
2010-04-22 16:21.11 |
Dolly Roll |
2010-04-22 16:13.18 |
A kérdést inkább úgy kéne feltenni, hogy mi lett volna, ha az első szereposztás szerint Schwarzenegger játszotta volna Kyle Reese-t. Mert eredetileg ő lett volna a pozitív hős, csak aztán Svarci kérte, hogy inkább a robotot játszhassa. |
2010-04-22 16:04.13 |
Tágra zárt szemek |
2010-04-22 16:03.13 |
Lagzi Lajcsi |
2010-04-22 16:02.35 |
pocok |
2010-04-22 16:01.53 |
Növényi Norbert |
2010-04-22 16:01.02 |
Andok |
2010-04-22 16:00.21 |
Liv Tyler |
2010-04-22 15:57.21 |
Eva Longoria |
2010-04-22 15:56.05 |
illetve: Német pite |
2010-04-22 15:54.10 |
Shanadoo |
2010-04-22 15:52.59 |
Samuel L. Jackson |
2010-04-22 15:51.29 |
sáska |